I think I'm going to die

We got some mail or whatever from the school which tells us about the tests. And it's not pretty, I can tell you that. Here's the schedule:

4eme (8th grade)

-August 29, 2008 14H (2:00-3:30PM)

• One and a half hour comprehension and essay writing
  
• 5-10 minute oral test (in English)
  

-September 2, 2008

13H00 pour le test ecrit de Francais Langue Etrangere (FLE)

• {1:00PM writing test of foreigners of the French Language}
  

15H45 our le test de mathematiques speciales et l'entretien oral de FLE

• {3:45PM math test and oral French test}
  

NB/L'echec a l'examen d'entree dans un niveau n'autorise pas l'admission dans le niveau inferieur. 

That pretty much means that if I don't pass these entry tests, I won't be put into the lower grade. So I guess I wouldn't have school? I dunno.

Crap. 

Massive understatement.