Will The Official Commision Against People Not Having Beatles CD's get YOU too, and what is to come next to Sir Lady and The Celery??

Oren: cool

your still not a girly right?

me: hope not

nah I don't think so

Oren: goooooood

me: wear the same clothes and stuff

yeah

don't worry, I'll always be Ameli

a

Oren: still a red wings fan?

me: yesss!!

'course

Oren: goooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: mhm

.............

Amelia

do you gots any beatles cd's?

Rianna

Nope

I fail like that

Amelia

lol

well you should

its better than food

Rianna

I believe it.

Amelia

you do

Rianna:

I have a few songs on my ipod but only like two.

Amelia:

psh shame

Rianna

I know

Amelia

so you should

like

run outside

right now

and get a cd

or risk

being chased by

celery having anti-freeze dumped on them

Rianna

Thats a interesting image.

Amelia

*an

yes it is

Rianna

Fascinating

Amelia

I know

they are trained by

the official commision against people not having beatles cds

Rianna

Interesting commission. I should be scared.

Amelia

lol

well normally

they don't actually harm people

they just

Rianna

*locks windows and doors*

Amelia

instill a fear in the hearts that translates into you suddenly craving a CD, and suddenly having just the amount of change to buy one

Rianna

How intricate

Amelia

yes

Rianna

Scary

Amelia

I know

but necessary

Rianna

I suppose.

Amelia

the world is suffering from lack of beatles

cds

and things

Rianna

I'm sure.

Amelia

well its true

did you know

that

every year

at least one person per.. two I guess

dies

from

not having a beatles cd?

and in fact

not having one

or even knowing who they are

can cause

sever

e

damage to the

arm

Rianna

wow

Amelia

I know

.................

me: yes

good!

4:33 PM LOL!

I'll take that as a compliment

thank you

but you ain't bland, yon person!

4:34 PM Jenny: yon?

thankee very kidnly good sir lady!

wait

and then....

me: OMG!

4:56 PM "she sure has large peots!" this lady sir saided to the glasses.

4:57 PM brb

Jenny: The celery did a little jig and shrieked with delight. "May we go with you on your route, Sir Lady?"

5:00 PM me: Sir Lady squinted and looked to her right on the bench, and squeaked, "The Celery??! Could that possibly be you?? We have not seen-ed each other since... well, since brunch a few seconds ago when Yud fell down the spoon gaboon!" and then they proceeeded to go on their route.

5:02 PM Jenny: "I climbed out!" Said the celery indignantly, as he brushed off his elbows.

"Which proves I should go on this adventure with the brave Sir Lady!"
(to be continued??)